Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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