Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC