Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
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i just made my gag reflex go away.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
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Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"