I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
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Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
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His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT