i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
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He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
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Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
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