You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
we're making bets on your personal life
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
