IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
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