some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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