Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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