No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
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She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
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this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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