she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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