you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
ttyl tear gas
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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