Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
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He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
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The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
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