ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
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How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
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I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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