I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
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Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
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I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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