Just fell off a train. Bad.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
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Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
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Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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