Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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