I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
This is my gift to your gina
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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