gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
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Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
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If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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