The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
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