PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
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In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
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If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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