at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
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Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
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She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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