Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
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