You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
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So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
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Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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