Non-Jews are for practice
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Semen is not good for contacts.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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