is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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