It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
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He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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