Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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