I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
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