I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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