how hairy? two words: wookie tits
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
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And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
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I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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