She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
It's just like the Real World with babies
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
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There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
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Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
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god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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