so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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