Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
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I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
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Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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