And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Randomize
