i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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