Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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