That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
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For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
3pm strippers are depressing
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
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I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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