Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
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We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
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The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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