Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
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Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
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I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
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