oh fat girl friday strikes again...
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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