The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
I just found puke in my bra..
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
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okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
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Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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