keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Randomize