I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
Randomize
