I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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