I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
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