They have a pepper shaker for pot.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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