Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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