those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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