i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
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I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
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All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
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