There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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