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I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
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He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
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Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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