Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
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Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
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Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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