He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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