Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
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Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
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after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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