something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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