I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
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