we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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