i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Randomize
