oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
