are you so shy because you have an std?
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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